Fun With Chat Bots

A few years ago, I had some hilarious conversations with chat bots (the auto-response chat things) around this time of night, so I thought I'd try it again this year. Unfortunatly, I couldn't find any that were much fun. Here's the most interresting one:

Bot-Hello.
Me-It is very late.
It's early here.
Did you sleep?
Yeah. I sleep.
Why?
Because you are very annoying.

That is terribly impolite.
It's not rude if it's the truth.
You sound like you need coffee.
I know I'm not going to the US this summer. And it makes me very, very sad.
I have decided that you are on crack.
No, I am ahp and ahp is 1337.

I am going to go find a new bot to talk to.
Well, since you're not a person, I guess you're in the clear.
Bellydancers are people, too!
Not this again.... I thought you were from the US?
Why?
Oh, I must have read it somewhere, I guess it's not important.

Do you dance?
Not now, but I can dance.
What kind of dance?
It is not a dance.
So, polka?
No polka, thanks.

You are boring.
No i'm Marc.
You slept with Addison Shepard!
Well, yes.

Well, then, who will Meredith choose?
Pay attention. Are you sad?
I am sleepy.
Go to sleep then.
I can't.
Why not?
Blogathon.
Ne kas.

Our conversation fell apart here. I guess we just weren't meant to be.