Guest Post Goodness!

I mentioned a few hours ago to the fabulous miss Kellylou that I could use a break from blogging at some point, and hey! Wouldn’t she just love to do a guest post? Of course she would! And thus, at this lovely hour of 2:30 am (yeesh!) I present to you:

As my dear Crystal Lou needs a sub-poster, I have been thinking up many witty and exciting ways to enchant her readers. I’ll be sure to keep you updated on how that is coming. In the meantime I offer you:

24 Things to Do in Your Grand Effort to Stay Awake for 24 Obnoxious Hours (this is a working title; it seems a bit long, don’t you think?)

1. Tweeze your eyebrows into an artistic design. Screw tradition! It’s time for our eyebrows to be art.
2. Have a staring contest with yourself in a mirror.
3. Learn how to make appletinis! Don’t drink too many, because you might pass out, ruining the whole “how to stay awake” theme.
4. Write haiku about the commercials you see on TV.
5. Rearrange your bedroom.
6. Invite other blogathonners over for a blogging slumber party!
7. Make someone you know a mix CD.
8. Give yourself a pedicure!
9. Design a new line of clothing, exclusive for retired clowns.
10. Smash a bag of animal crackers. Attempt to put all the pieces back together.
11. Make a sculpture out of kitchen utensils.
12. Every minute, set your alarm clock to go off the following minute.
13. Invent synonyms for “snarky”.
14. Snail mail your favourite recipes to someone you haven’t spoken to in a long time. No explanations.
15. Get out all those magazines around the house and create a collage.
16. Create your own Internet-based comic strip. Everyone has one!
17. Write a story about what would happen if humans could use chlorophyll in their bodies.
18. Pose action figures in compromising positions and photograph them. Send blackmail letters to Mattel.
19. Knock on all your neighbors’ doors and ask them to sponsor you. Take an old sock in which to collect the money.
20. Take all the books out of the bookcase and arrange them in a big domino line throughout your house. Tip the first one over and watch those babies go! Wheeeeeeeeeee!
21. Pull your eyelashes as close to your eyebrows as you can get them, and staple them there.
22. Do shots with your husband, or whoever else happens to be around. I don’t suggest Southern Comfort. Take pictures!
23. Make a bonfire in your backyard and dance naked around it.
24. When all else fails, IM Crystal. She’s always awake.

Kelly is even so dedicated that she took the time to try out #22 for us! Now that is love!